Surprise Surprise: Sasori x Reader
Dedicated to my dear friend Karina, since she always got Sasori when taking quizzes lol.
You were a Konoha ninja sent to deliver a message to the Sunagakure. You had been venturing out for about one and a half days and you were tired. It was about three in the afternoon and you were also hungry. You took out an apple and some bread and sat under a tree, enjoying a small lunch.
After a few minutes of eating, you see a tree across the way with what looked like a redhead teenager napping. You took your food and tiptoed across the branches to see who it was.
It didn’t look like anyone you knew, though. He had a black coat and a red cloud on it.
You knew immediately it was Akatsuki. You contemplated whether or not to attack him.
”I just don’t feel like it’s right to attack him like this,” one side of you thought.
”But If I do attack him, I’ll get rewarded, but it will go against my way of life…” you compromised. You were a peaceful healer, after all.
He stirred. You backflipped back into your spot where you were eating lunch. Turns out he didn’t wake up, so you ate a few more bites, and then ripped a piece off of your bread stick. You gently left it in his lap, also enclosing a small note:
Saw you sleeping, thought you might need something to eat.
You smiled and jumped back to the tree, nestling back to your spot and munching on you bread and apple. Soon, you became tired of staring at the sky, and fell asleep.
~NEXT PART brought to you by HIDAN MOTHERF%CKERS! Me: well then.~
Sasori woke up around late afternoon, to find something in front of him: a small package wrapped up in a note.
“Hmm? What’s this?” he said as he unwrapped it gently. It was a small piece of bread. He looked around in the trees to see if anyone left it. On the left, he spotted you getting up from your spot and scampering off into the distance.
Who is that person? he wondered.
Sasori got up and hopped across the trees, chasing after you. You looked back to see that the person you dropped the bread off with was now following you. You had almost forgotten who he was until you paced up.
Shadow clone jutsu! you whispered as three clones generated . Each one went a different path, you being the right one, going straight ahead.
Which way… Sasori wondered.
After you had gone straight ahead, you jumped down from the branches and hid behind a tall tree, hoping he wouldn’t see you. He was Akatsuki, after all, and you didn’t feel like dying today. You sighed. Lost him… thank god… you thought.
“Hello there,” a raspy voice said. You gasped as you turned around to see the Akatsuki member right in front of you. You crouched down, hoping he wouldn’t see you.
“I-I-I-ah-am s-s-sorry… I j-just thought you m-might b-be hungry?” you whimpered. You really really didn’t want to die today.
“Who are you?” he asked.
You got up a little. “(f/n)…ah…(f/n) (l/n)?”
“That name… so beautiful and everlasting.”
“Um, i-is there something you need, s-sir?”
“I am Sasori of the Red Sand, and oh, yes. Why were you running away from me, (f/n)?”
You blushed. Your shyness was getting the better of you. “W-well, you were sleeping, a-and I thought you might be hungry, s-so I left you some b-bread… I’m sorry, please don’t hurt me!”’
“So, you know who I am… ah yes.”
You nodded nervously, waiting to be killed.
“Well, since you helped me, I’m not planning on hurting you, so go on, run to your village, but don’t speak of this to anyone, okay?”
You nodded again. “B-bye, sir!” you said as you ran.
“Goodbye, (f/n), maybe we shall see each other again.”
~Extra ending brought to you by HIDA—NOPE, MIHARU! Miharu: IMMA DRINK SAKE!~
You looked behind you as you ran off. The cherry blossoms were flying down and you saw his plastered face once more, that beautiful, perfect face:
Sasori of the Red Sand.